28/02/2009

war party t'other day.

this new mag came out called war so they hired stringfellows and got in a load of free drinks. the mag could be a load of shit but i'd still sing its praises because i got fucking wasted and it cost me nowt. these pictures were gona go on the vice site but i was too slow and some upstart beat me to it. so they got demoted to this shitty blog we do. rumour had it that this white wristband i was given got you a free lapdance but it turned out, after asking one of the barladies if she fancied 'sittin' on mi face and i'll guess yer weight' (good ol' macc lad lyric) that it meant nothing like it and i should watch my cheeky little mouth. some famous model gave me a bump of K that totally worked me over and then tried to take the piss out of my camera. i couldn't string a sentence together in my defense, so i just said 'thanks'. oh yeah she's called alice dellal i think. thanks for the bump. and my camera does look kinda stupid. 
 Ok, so we start at the end, with a shot of kingsley on the bus home with his now standard 'wasteface' on. 




warrrrrrgh





warrrrrr





War party 1





19/02/2009

Brits abroad!


Dean and Cleggy are always in the first team.

18/02/2009

stooper losers in athens

me and marv just returned from a trip to athens with fit bikes. it was a load of fun but athens for the most part was a stinking shit hole full of junkies who would wash there needles in the public fountains and then shit themselves. Greek smackheads are probably the shittest i've ever come across in the whole world. i've never had so much resepct for our english addicts. Against the greek (although i'm pretty sure most looked like immigrants but i can't really say that can i?) smackheads in the UK look like country gents! 'scuuuuuse me sir, would one care for me to dispose of your needle BEEEhind this bush, instead of leaving it in this playground? why yes sir! that would be rather fine of you'. fuck me, i thought the crackheads on south beach in miami looked bad! The cheeky fuckers would leave there needles everywhere. even at the universities (same in thessaloniki, maybe worse), just littering the ground. epidemic dosen't even come close. 
  anyway, it wasn't all doom and gloom! we had a right old laugh. we stayed in some hostel that seemed like some throwback from Albania. everyone thought it was shit but i thought it was bearable. at least it had hot water! ha, no chance of that. 



Thats me and marv there. Hi!                         


Bengo smashed his head against a metal girder at chernobyl.... sorry, the olympic stadium and had to get some stiches. owain (who took him to A+E) said the hospital was a right state, but he lives in chester and my locals homerton, so i can't imagine there been much difference. 

Marv waits to see if he's won the lottery


dinner with some locals. one of this lot was a judo master. just before this we all nearly got in a brawl because the greeks can't drive. Marv and some other dude nearly got run over but luckily the judo master stepped in and defused the situation. this is a post- possible beatdown meal. 

so greece is a bit of a weird place. a week or so before before we got there a young lad got shot by a policeman for apparently no reason. all the students had been rioting and burning cars outside the government offices. Jon, one of the the local BMXers said the whole city was on its knees. the olympic stadium was in disrepair and the security didn't mind you riding it but wouldn't let you take photos because it was beginning to fall apart. apparently the pictures would paint a bad picture of the city. i think seeing smackheads washing there needles in public fountains whilst kids played in the park next door might be something that needs addressing first eh? 






03/02/2009

okey dokey lets get a pokey

i'm not a big fan of snow. it means people can't get to work so all the cafes are too busy to get a seat and all the newspapers sell out. i get time off in the week and i appreciate a school day without kids, prams and idiots getting in my way. I don't have the right footwear for snow either. So myself and the lovely amelia decided to give each other tattoos. amelia opted for the smiling ice cream cone on her foot and then drew me a banana with glasses just above my knee. amelia took it like a man whilst i was shaking like a shitting dog for the most part.