Lost and Found

Some photos I figured I had Lost or deleted just got re-discovered while I was browsing my Memory Card. All from a party we went to somewhere around Bethnal Green which involved garys, squirty cream, sambuca, book stealing, Millsy drinking lots of water, fighting talk between friends and Marv trying to punch some guy while the rest of us took photos and tried to put kitchen utensils into the dude's lame jacket.

Fly catchers convention

The Aforementioned dude with lame jacket


Millsy sipping H20


Dear Niall, I owe you 1 bobble hat, love Marv

"E're blud, I got your gurners!"

We tricked people into the room and pinned them into the chair while we lifted them up and cheered like real men. This was actually in the dark but the flash of the camera says otherwise!

Steady repping!

Jah Bless!


At long last.

So its been about 12 years since i first started to try and get a skatepark in Hereford, after 3 years we got a wooden mini ramp, which is long gone. But its finally happened all the talk about a concrete park and 3 years of hearing yeah its going to be done by summer, its actually here, in time for summer. Its not actually officially open i don't think, and they've only built half of the proposed design, but its done.

Hereford i will see you at Easter, i long to grind you. Bennett, og 432 represent. Explosive west coast shit. also, adam get a bike.

shame the wave ledge is too low and the B&Q replica rail is a farce

waste of money?

Cheers for the pics Lee


Living Proof

Even Stooper Losers have to take a break sometimes. See, when that hangover comes around and you get to about 8'o'clock on the Saturday night and the meal a day or slice of hard pizza really hasn't worked the magic, like it usually does, there's always the back up plan to regain full stoop strength. Mission it down Shoreditch house, don't be shy about having a quick dip, sink a coupla mojito potions and feel rich for about 5 minutes until you listen to Rob talking about hows he's contemplating taking a shit in the pool and how the pool would be a cool place to molest girls in the summer. Then it's back to reality and back to a nice chilled super beverage on the stoop. Here's a coupla fotos of Benson, Si and Rob living the dream.

PS. Got hasseled by the Brooklyn NYPD last night for street drinking. Apparently it's not legal to drink street beers even if you've got the tin in a brown paper bag. One ticket for open container. One ticket for being underage. FUK DA POWLYEC


The Bowlhead Interview

I thought you were going to write a book?

Bowl: I am writing a book

Am I in it?

B: Not now literally. No you are not in it but I can dedicate it to you if you like? Or you can be a seedy passer-by at some point?

Can I be a seedy passer by? Rob says he wants to strangle you by the way. Oh, and in the book say I have cum stained trousers and I’ll know it's me

B:Deal, why does rob want to strangle me? He’d have to leave east London for that though so not very likely

That’s true actually bowlhead. He’s planning a riding comeback, but this isn't about Rob, it’s about you bowlhead. What about your riding comeback. You did three tricks the other day that were all really sketchy. Do you think you'll ever be as good as you once were?

Bowl:You should have seen me last night, I ball rode out of a fast plant downside, it was so x-games you better believe i'm back; i'm going to beat josh again

Remember beating me in a and b group dirt at the go ape jam? I wanted to kill you. Everyone loved you but you beat me and I wanted you to fall and land on your head. Sorry.

B: Ha-ha I had a fractured heel from that stupid bomb drop then, Joe has all the footage of that I don’t land a single trick But I’m sorry to make you feel like tat Benson, it wasn’t intentional

Its ok bowlhead. I like you know. Y'know. Friends close but enemies closer?

B: I understand, thank you
Your mercy knows no bounds

One day I’ll kill you. Anyway, on a lighter note. Have you ever Cleveland steamed a girl?

B: I have no idea, what the hell is that, probably not though I aint all that in the sack. Tell me and I'll let you know

You shit on her chest. Must be big in Cleveland.
I’ve heard your great in bed anyway

B:Maybe by accident. They must have been even worse than me then

Ha-ha. Can you explain how you would 'accidentally' shit on ladies tits?

B: Well if I did I haven't got a recollection of it so I cant explain I just wasn’t ruling anything out, I get drunk a lot

That’s true. You do bowlhead. Is it because you’re the son of a preacher man and your rebelling?

B: Not really. Just a lack of self-control, a deep hatred for the reality of my life and friends like you and marv. The first time I got drunk ever was with you and rob at the rocket from the crypt gig, and rob came back with quadruple jd's, are you really surprised i ended up like this?
It’s your entire fault

Bowlhead. Your life is great you pussy. I remember that night well. We intentionally set out to destroy you. Hey I was just reading robs messages and he told his girlfriend 'you never treat yourself, have a chocolate moose' ha-ha. That’s code for your getting steamed later

B:He will never change but tell him its spelt mousse
I hate bad spelling

Its because your really clever and me and rob are stupid. Its ok, its true. What’s your favorite dinosaur?

B:Stegosaurus I think

WRONG! It’s a thesaurus text!


Ok bowlhead. I have to go. I have to take the missus for sum food. If you had money and good taste, where would you take that lovely Swedish girlfriend of yours?

B: Where she wanted to go because she's better than I am at everything. She would have the best choice, if it were me, chips and a cuppa

Bowl, your so self-deprecating. We know you’re a loser, that’s why you’re on here. But you’re a good'un really. She’s getting chips and a battered sausage.

B:Treat her too god and she'll be off you know what they say Daniel. I like being a loser I feel like I fit in, lets do stunts real soon, I’m back I tell you!


Birthday Boy

The one and only Rob Bartlett will be turning 27 this weekend, So watch the fuck out Japan!

Bensons Big Day Out

Last summer Benson was asked to go shoot photos of the S&M team as they toured the UK. Also documenting the trip was long time reader and fan of Stooperloser James Cox. Luckily for us Jimbo has his trusty pointy with him and was able to document a day in the life of Daniel Benson. So now you can see what a normal day is like for the man himself. Enjoy!!

Thanks James.


wild west hoedown

Josh Bedford came to town for his brothers birthday and told us to come down to the birdcage because it was a country and western night. 

Rob made friends with 'sitting bull' or archie from Bow to his mates. This dude was like the Bez of the country and western world, east london branch. He was a pure hype man, doing these little bows and dances whilst the entertainers boshed out the classics. The night would not have worked without the hype man

This sweetheart took a shine to us. She was so wasted that she could have been at a drum and bass night and not even noticed or cared. One of the boys in this photo had already french kissed her on a previous occasion but none of the accused parties remembered it happening
This was the roadie-cum-bouncer-cum-retard who carried the singers stuff to the van and made sure hype man had enough room to.... well, hype i guess. 
No idea who this wasted bird is. She was walking about the place like she was the hottest thing in there. Slim pickings that night...
here she is again! Jon's mum. Take her home mate. 


Random photo sunday

Ok, so with a lack of updates this week, i have come back to posting some random photos from my old phone. Simon and Kingsley are obviously having too much fun in Texas to stooperlose.

Kingsley, tony and minns were in a advert for Guitar Hero.

Haven't you heard its all about layers and plaid.

On the Stoop with little Ben and his princess.

super drinks and chilli con carne

Buuddddddyyyyy.. Bomber romps with the floor.

Bensons political stance.

Jimmy Nez pegz, come back and visit soon.


Boost at the location wakey destroyed.

Joe Jox and his real tattoo

I went through a big OOOOObama phase

This was a good night.

Marv tempts fate with standing under a 3 ton anvil

Niall shooting on Red