30/04/2009

Birthday on the stoop.

For my brithday last weekend i had no idea where/what to do, so after careful deliberations i sent a group text to some peeps that i would be on the stoop at 8.30.

This is what happened.
















Stoopcylces



Benson made this web vid when it was literally minus seven outside.

28/04/2009

getting in the way

joe fox did this wallride by the A12 and that woman who we met at the cowboy party last month jumps in front of me as i take the photo. she scared the bloody life out of me! we've all been on holiday so this is all we can muster for updates. is that person from hong kong still checking the blog? 

24/04/2009

Rilers kisses M Ward.


The exact words 'Rilers is a muff magnet'. London welcomes the real deal crew. Watch the fuck out japan!

I love like a baby!


Come to newbury go insane. When you see this you know your in for a good time. Next dimension.

23/04/2009

say it aint so



exchange the i love college lyric for i love stooping and this song is pretty sweet

16/04/2009

stooper losers sausage fest




this night will be good, sausages and stooping all night long. come one, come all. Its in a couple weeks and kings and Simon will be home from the usa stoop research mission.

12/04/2009

Meat head on tour?


Toppers vs mainy you decide.

11/04/2009

Sons of bobends

last night jon and topgun put on a northern soul night at our local pub, the duke of wellington. At 11 out came the silk cut ashtrays and the blinds went down for some locked in drinking. to say i was drunk is a massive understatement. i woke up this morning and thought i was still in my single bed at my mums house in sheffield. i had forgotten ever moving away to bristol, moving to london, traveling etc... everything. i thought my room looked like a brothel, which if i'm being honest with myself, it kind of does. 'what the fuck am i doing in this sex pit torture chamber! Mum!' Then i came round a bit and took a dump and looked at these photos. i don't think i took any of these. 
 
a recent opinion poll found that terry, on the left, to be the hardest man in east london. seriously, this man could knock out a shire horse. Shaun, on the right, was also voted londons greatest landlord, but everyone knew that already.

This was on the camera too. no idea about this. i think i look pretty good in a denim jumpsuit and Jonny isn't looking too bad in those dungers which work well for the homosexual pimp look thats all the rage these days in east london

Conner pulls some darlin' with a gap tooth that puts mine to shame whilst adam mysteriously protrudes from her skull whilst eating conners thumb. technical stuff from a qualified tree surgeon.


Milsy licks jakes eye out. Is this normal? am i missing out on something here? he was doing this same thing with some skirt later. practice makes perfect en mike?
'did you know that your arms are bigger than the base of a redwood, which i
s the tallest species of tree on earth'  adam offers educated comparisons about richie's he man arms. he could knock out a shire horse too. 
somebody decks it....then somebody cops a quick feel. cheeky!Bowlhead was there with his sweedish girlfriend. thats her on the right. 



'True northern soul'? 


I like how they left the golf playing on the telly. george does too. look how happy he is! oh yeah alexa chung was there aswell. 
bradley smoking and drinking at the same time

everyone looks happy after a smooth transaction. Ross said he liked our blog so he gets a photo on here. He's dashing isn't he? do you know we get about 65 people a day looking at this shite? somebody in hong kong checked it. 
Jonny unaware that in about two hours he will be wearing ladies dungarees 

10/04/2009

08/04/2009

mile end skatepark

a reason to leave the house.







find it, grind it.

2 days until new...............




I literally can't wait, its been too long.

06/04/2009

WrestleMania XXV


http://quickflicksnow.com/index.php?option=com_jmovies&Itemid=28&task=detail&id=5003

I really do have a feeling Randy Orton is going to massively regret DDTing triple H's wife.

stoop anthem



This stoop is my throne
This hood is my home
And the sky’s always blue by the brownstones
We in Brooklyn, it ain’t no Beverly Hills
Basically we pay bills, then chill
It’s like east coast bliss, its like west coast diss
We do it like this and you seal it with a kiss
And a pound, that’s just how it go down
It’s the protocol, do you feel me all?

Saturday afternoon we talk about the night before
And tonight we’re gonna do it some more
Sunday morning hear the bands in the church play
All day long, every block there’s a new song

Sitting on the stoop in Bed Stuy
Always sayin hi when the brothas walk by
Just proper etiquette
Sitting on the top step
With a bag of chips, sit back, relax, enjoy the trip
We got a neighborly philosophy
I don’t mess with you, you don’t mess with me
It is what it is, it ain’t all hard up in the hood
Sittin on my front stoop and its all good

Boys in wife beaters and corn rows
Wear their pants down low so their briefs can show
Girls be always dressed up
Giving their best stuff
Workin that hairdo
Boys are gonna bless you
Always some commotion at the corner store
That the corner cops chose to ignore
Everybody ride tune to a different song
When they pass by I bob my head along

I don't smoke spliffs but don’t mind the aroma
If the deli out of stella then I settle for corona
And I claim my spot for the evening
Let the part begin, we gonna do it again

Sitting on the stoop in Bed Stuy
Always sayin hi when the brothas walk by
Just proper etiquette
Sitting on the top step
With a bag of chips, sit back, relax, enjoy the trip
We got a neighborly philosophy
I don’t mess with you, you don’t mess with me
It is what it is, it ain’t all hard up in the hood
Sittin on my front stoop and its all good

Its all good
Its all good
Cause I l-l-l-l-love my hood
L-l-l-l-love my hood
Its all good
Its all good
Cause I l-l-l-l-love my hood
L-l-l-l-love my hood

Sitting on the stoop in Bed Stuy
Always sayin hi when the brothas walk by
Just proper etiquette
Sitting on the top step
With a bag of chips, sit back, relax, enjoy the trip
We got a neighborly philosophy
I don’t mess with you, you don’t mess with me
It is what it is, it ain’t all hard up in the hood
Sittin on my front stoop and its all good

05/04/2009

Fellas with stellas


How come benson has the biggest head ever but that can of stella is still bigger. Its the stella of dreams!

04/04/2009

Worldwide...

Who in Hong kong checks this blog?

Saturday night


Drink blue liquids.

02/04/2009

Newbury sausage festival


last Friday marv and me went to newbury for bartletts birthday and some male bonding. it was loads of fun. we went to all the 'classic' newbury haunts, like mcdonalds and bartlett and higgins house. then, on saturday evening after a some football and pints (man time) we got a train back to london and went to a big house party at steph and rawhides house in spitalfields. it was splendid weekend. We found this lady taking a big wet piss in the toilet at the houseparty.


Gumby was there, from leeds. was this real or did i make it up?



Gilly, back left checks ying's status update. don't ask rilers what he thinks about it....


white piss. 












this is how it started.... phone in the bog.