Stooper Losers

fixed

2012-02-10T08:32:00.001-08:00

what humans will look like in 50 million years?

2012-02-07T10:11:00.000-08:00

Conceptualised by speculative zoologist Dougal Dixon in the early 80's and published in Omni magazine, these are renderings of what Dixon believes humans might look like after 50-million years of evolution. Basically all brain and penis .nice.

expert mode

2012-02-07T09:52:00.001-08:00

Say it aint so #20

2012-02-07T09:51:00.000-08:00

furplay

2012-02-07T09:49:00.001-08:00

mini lee

2012-02-07T09:48:00.001-08:00

Vigo + gong =

2012-02-07T09:47:00.001-08:00

Balotelli: The list

2012-01-13T02:22:00.000-08:00

Survived a usually fatal disease at birth

£10,000 in parking fines

Car impounded 27 times

£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team

Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside

Rescued a child from bullying

Threw tomatoes at some Serie A manager

Threw water balloons at Serie A meeting

Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club

Thinks milk with tea is strange

Bibotelli saga

Had a £120,000 Audi R8 imported and wrote it off within a week

Had his friends approach girls in clubs and say "Balotelli will see you now."

Sent to John Lewis by his mother to buy essentials for the house, like an ironing board Came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and Scalectrix

Started fights with Kompany, Boateng and Tevez at training

Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for inter

Went on TV in an AC shirt with his name on while at inter

U21s game for Italy, kicks a swedish player while he's down and proceeds to just sit on the pitch ignoring the opposition and the referee for about a minute.

Is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it

He winked at Ferdinand at the semi final of the FA cup and celebrate in front of the Man U fans.

After the FA cup final, on live TV, says "This season I have been s***. Can I say that?"

Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a real craphole) in his maserati with £25,000 cash on the passenger seat. When asked why he said "because I'm rich"

Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due to an allergy to the pitch

Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had won

Once broke up with a girlfriend via text while she was presenting a live television show

Slept with a model while his girlfriend was asleep downstairs

*** mental chicken hat

When he won the European Golden Boy trophy, said he had never heard of Jack Wilshere

Said he would find out who he was so he could remind Wilshere he came second

Drove his car into a women's prison so he could have a look around

Swore on live TV after the FA cup final

Attempted a roulette back heel shot against LA Galaxy and missed

Connections with the Naples Mafia, he even testified in court at a Mafia trial

Brought iPad to bench during International friendly.

Set house on fire using fireworks

Said only Messi is "a little stronger" than him, and he is better than all other players

"Why always me?" shirt, made for him by City kitman Chappy

Drove around Manchester high fiving city fans from his car the day after >1-6

Became the face of a firework safety campaign days after setting his house on fire

Hands £20 notes out to strangers when in Manchester

Chanted Rooney! Rooney! at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne

Italy were showing off their brand new home kit. After half time, Balotelli came out for the second half, having for no apparent reason changed into the old kit. Nobody else on the pitch had changed.

Turned the landscaped back garden of his rented mansion in to a quad bike race track

Standard Procedure Premiere

2012-01-10T04:52:00.000-08:00

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shhiiiiiiit

2012-01-10T04:48:00.001-08:00

Stoop Office

2012-01-10T04:45:00.000-08:00

Stooperlosers is getting an office soon. so looking for some interior design ideas. Maybe carol smiley will come over and give us a hand.(job)

roller man, my hero.

2011-12-29T15:39:00.001-08:00

pogo

2011-12-12T13:49:00.001-08:00

metal dave sings.....

2011-11-30T09:36:00.000-08:00

front flip during race

2011-11-30T08:23:00.001-08:00

One for the stoop family album

2011-11-29T08:19:00.003-08:00

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One for the stoop family album

2011-11-29T08:19:00.001-08:00

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Miflo

2011-11-29T08:17:00.003-08:00

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That's a chop

2011-11-29T08:17:00.001-08:00

Just a couple of young go hards.

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Miloooooo

2011-11-29T08:15:00.001-08:00

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Leg_occupy

2011-11-29T08:13:00.001-08:00

Bints

2011-11-23T15:38:00.001-08:00

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buzzing

2011-11-21T08:06:00.001-08:00

to assfinite and beyond

booty

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why am i on there?

2011-11-19T06:49:00.001-08:00

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Aids

2011-11-19T06:46:00.001-08:00

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shh!

2011-11-04T11:00:00.001-07:00

happy halloween

2011-10-31T05:26:00.001-07:00

come to this tonight https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=115193565256724

Tpsssss

2011-10-26T19:50:00.000-07:00

Twins

2011-10-24T16:28:00.001-07:00

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video of the day

2011-10-16T11:51:00.000-07:00

Pet Sematary #1

2011-10-02T15:29:00.000-07:00

Stoop accessory

2011-09-29T10:30:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday Carlton Banks. 40 today.

2011-09-21T02:14:00.001-07:00

Dance on

photo dump

2011-09-15T04:47:00.000-07:00

eviction notice

daves averages

Street lean

2011-09-11T07:32:00.001-07:00

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Blue is the new black

2011-09-11T07:30:00.001-07:00

Fashion

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SHIRTS OFF SON

2011-09-10T11:14:00.001-07:00

Blahhh

2011-09-10T06:03:00.001-07:00

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Party rock anthem

2011-09-10T05:45:00.001-07:00

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shadow/vek

2011-09-10T05:15:00.001-07:00

stoopday

2011-08-30T04:48:00.000-07:00

Now thats what i call a spread

2011-08-29T12:37:00.001-07:00

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2011-08-28T07:27:00.001-07:00

Milo enjoying the stoop

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Say it aint so

2011-08-24T05:42:00.001-07:00

super loose

2011-08-24T05:40:00.001-07:00

BeerBQ

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Ingredients

1 1/2 pounds asparagus spears, trimmed 4 to 5 inches long tips
Extra-virgin olive oil, for drizzling
A few grinds black pepper
4 slices center cut bacon or pancetta
Chopped chives or scallions, optional garnish

Directions

Preheat coals.

Lightly coat asparagus spears in extra-virgin olive oil. Season the asparagus with black pepper. Take a quick count of the spear tips. Divide the total number by four. Gather that number of spears and use a slice of bacon to wrap the bundle and secure the spears together. Repeat with remaining ingredients.

To grill, place bundles on hot grill and drink 1 full can of polish beer. Once your can is finished your bacon should be ready.

Portable Stoops

2011-08-03T06:51:00.000-07:00

poor mans weezer

2011-08-02T07:13:00.000-07:00

Ted whip

2011-07-31T11:45:00.001-07:00

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Stoop supplies

2011-07-31T11:44:00.001-07:00

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Biker mice from mars

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2011-07-24T14:05:00.001-07:00

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Stoop bombs

2011-07-24T14:04:00.001-07:00

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Stooper Losers Karaoke!!!!!

2011-07-23T06:21:00.000-07:00

FREE TIGER BEER BEFORE 10pm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2011-07-11T02:42:00.001-07:00

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Nightmare part 2

2011-07-11T02:41:00.001-07:00

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Nightmare returns!

2011-07-11T02:40:00.001-07:00

Just walking around the streets of london with a 20lb weightlifting bar. Challenging people to hold it at arms length for over 60 seconds.

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Dear rob

2011-07-08T20:42:00.000-07:00

Gary coleman conspiracy

2011-06-28T09:42:00.001-07:00

I thought the poor little guy died. Nope. He faked his own death and is laying low in Hereford.

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Video of the day

2011-06-14T07:26:00.001-07:00

POW

Video of the day

2011-06-02T06:02:00.001-07:00

the dream machine

2011-05-31T12:24:00.001-07:00

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i wish this was in 3d

2011-05-19T07:51:00.001-07:00

DON

2011-05-15T03:40:00.001-07:00

2011-05-15T01:59:00.003-07:00

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todays stoop view

2011-05-15T01:59:00.001-07:00

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stoop security

2011-05-15T01:53:00.001-07:00

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Stoopin solo massachustyle

2011-05-13T19:01:00.000-07:00

Stooper-star DJ

2011-05-02T14:21:00.000-07:00

lates

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gotta get one of these...

2011-05-01T05:43:00.001-07:00

31 years stoopin'

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celebrity stooper of the week goes to.....

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Martin Fowler.

so happy to be at the stoop.

sayitaintso#10

2011-04-24T10:48:00.000-07:00

Took 14 games or 732 minutes (12 hours 12 minutes)

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extreme stooping part 2

2011-04-22T10:48:00.000-07:00

yo gong,just come back from the store and i now own a sporthocker, cant wait to bust out some stoop tricks

Pick up stoop

2011-04-18T07:48:00.000-07:00

say it aint so #9

2011-04-16T08:04:00.000-07:00

Yo. Sick night yo

Mood lover

2011-04-14T08:28:00.001-07:00

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0.5 cab

2011-04-14T07:51:00.001-07:00

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Whop

2011-04-03T13:32:00.001-07:00

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Did you drive down?

2011-04-03T05:29:00.001-07:00

Dont mess with the chain

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THIS THURSDAY!!!!

2011-03-28T05:15:00.001-07:00

Come and support Benson and co.

Homeslice, austin.tx

2011-03-27T10:20:00.001-07:00

The king of pizza!

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Hellbent and whiskey bound

2011-03-27T10:17:00.001-07:00

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It was all a dream

2011-03-27T10:10:00.001-07:00

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Mega deal.

2011-03-27T10:08:00.001-07:00

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bottom of the can

2011-03-25T22:25:00.001-07:00

a map to locate the boston babies of the world

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Metal head dan

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Boston baby

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Louie loko

2011-03-14T09:51:00.000-07:00

Ldn

2011-03-07T13:04:00.001-08:00

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The boys

2011-03-07T13:03:00.001-08:00

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Stoopamania foam hands?

2011-02-26T04:49:00.001-08:00

Coming soon!

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I've got my hash pipe (kazoo)

2011-02-26T04:47:00.001-08:00

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Peter papper

2011-02-26T04:46:00.001-08:00

Go on rob, have some. Ok

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Papper kay

2011-02-26T04:45:00.001-08:00

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